honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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