C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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