If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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