At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
you never un-have a 4some
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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