at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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