love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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