I will die if light touches me.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sext me about skeletons
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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