cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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