Me too!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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