I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Randomize
