just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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