I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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