You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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