BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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