In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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