Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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