We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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