We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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