The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
This is my gift to your gina
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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