i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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