I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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