you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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