am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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