That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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