I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
