The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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