I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You need a sexual gate keeper
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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