soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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