Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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