You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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