DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
