real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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