I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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