so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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