We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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