Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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