I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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