3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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