I think i peed on brittanys purse
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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