Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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