Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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