Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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