Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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