And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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