You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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