all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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