i think my mom watched the whole time
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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