AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You're breaking my sexual little heart
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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