I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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