Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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