don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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