i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i think im in europe. pls send help
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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