Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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